Dr S - The New Versions

[Palehorse]

I do not like this coating of glass,
I do not like to mow the grass.
It does not matter if your a lad or a lass,
I'll put my foot right up your ass!

I long for landscapes, wide and green,
And fields of corn, or maybe beans.
I want to see them and real fast,
Or I'll put my foot right up your ass!

My foot is brown from adventures true,
From kicking asses black and blue.
And even those idiots attending mass,
Are not immune from foot in ass.

So pay attention, far and wide,
Or up your ass my foot will glide!
And the pain you feel, it will not pass,
For it comes from my foot in your ass!

Surrounding politics this is also true,
It does not matter if you are black, or you are blue!
Spend my money with bills that you pass,
And if I do not agree my foot is in your ass!

You don't want healthcare, and then you do,
What frustrates us does not matter to you.
Your pork filled legislature, that benefits gas,
Will drive my foot right up your ass!

So remember this you red and blue,
For it will directly impact you.
If we go bankrupt over the things you pass,
I'll put my foot into your ass!

Remember the poor and those without means,
With no resources to meet their basic needs.
Fund social programs and do it fast,
Or you'll find my foot in your ass!

And groundhogs in particular are not immune,
From foot in your ass as they call the tune.
For spring's arrival, had better soon amass,
Or I'll put my foot into your ass!

You poke your head out on a cloudy day,
Then tell us spring is on it's way.
You lie to us and I find it crass,
So my foot will glide right up your ass!

I'll take your head off with my foot too,
And your lying brethren will also be joining you.
You best get busy and grow us some grass,
Or I'll put my foot in your furry ass!

Ground hogs, hedge hogs, and ground squirrel's too,
You best get busy, I am warning you!
Bring us sunshine and winter's last,
Or I'll put my foot in your ass!

[Rider]

Palehorse,
This is a nice picture, but how did you post it? I am trying to learn how to use this forum. Will you please help me? I clicked on the "Insert Image" icon, but when I tried to paste in a picture, I was suddenly out of Hey Martha and pasting my picture to a blank web page. I clicked on Hey Martha's "HELP" and received the following: An Error Has Occurred!
Unable to load the 'manual' template.
Thank you for any advice you can offer.
Rider

[Palehorse]

Palehorse,
This is a nice picture, but how did you post it? I am trying to learn how to use this forum. Will you please help me? I clicked on the "Insert Image" icon, but when I tried to paste in a picture, I was suddenly out of Hey Martha and pasting my picture to a blank web page. I clicked on Hey Martha's "HELP" and received the following: An Error Has Occurred!
Unable to load the 'manual' template.
Thank you for any advice you can offer.
Rider

Your picture has to be posted on a web site, or a photo hosting service.

From there, you copy the link to the picture, then click the "photo icon" above left, which will place before and after the link.