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Started by Older N Wiser, August 31, 2009, 04:33:01 AM

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Olderhousecat

#1020
November 23, 2010, 11:26:03 AM
Good Morning All  !

Terry

#1021
November 23, 2010, 03:19:21 PM
 Olderhousecat
Newbie

Re: Good Morning
: Today at 11:26:03 AM »
"U" just got in ____________ the wire
..................."under"

::D:
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Older N Wiser

#1022
November 24, 2010, 03:16:05 AM
http://tinyurl.com/k22xn
Gooooooood Morning

When you think there is nothing left you can do there is always something more you can do.

Terry

#1023
November 24, 2010, 08:11:52 AM
 ::D: Remember Older N Wiser this forum topic is Fun, Games, & Talk  ::D:  ::D:  ::D:  'i've combined all 3:

Habits and Traditions
by Older N Wiser
Its easy to get into a habit.  When you do things often enough, the mind switches to auto-pilot and you don't even have to think about what you're doing.  Since I am on the night shift, its probably good that some things don't require much thought. 

For me, the day begins when the alarm clock beeps at 1AM.  Somehow, I find the Off switch in the dark and begin my routine.  Shower, shave, clothes, snack, email.  Then I stumble out into the night and look up at the stars.  (Looking at the sky when you leave a building is a common habit .)  If its clear, I may linger a moment to gaze at Orion in the west and Leo overhead.  But, I cant (( TERRY )), my shift starts at 3AM and theres other work to do.  So, its down the stairs,  to the computer.

Once the computer has its juice, its time to make my juice, coffee.
Good Morning Hooter!
typical owl !!   ::O:  :rolleyes:  ::D:



Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Terry

#1024
November 24, 2010, 08:27:35 AM
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Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Donovan

#1025
November 24, 2010, 08:37:15 AM
 A Good Morning to everyone !

Terry

#1026
November 24, 2010, 04:06:57 PM
Wabits do al'kinds of twix!
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Terry

#1027
November 24, 2010, 04:13:40 PM
"D" will it fit in here?
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Older N Wiser

#1028
November 25, 2010, 04:30:15 AM
Happy Thanksgiving
http://tinyurl.com/k22xn

When you think there is nothing left you can do there is always something more you can do.

Terry

#1029
November 25, 2010, 07:34:48 AM
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Donovan

#1030
November 25, 2010, 07:42:19 AM
Have a Good Thanksgiving everyone !

Older N Wiser

#1031
November 26, 2010, 04:21:06 AM
http://tinyurl.com/k22xn
Gooooooood Morning
When you think there is nothing left you can do there is always something more you can do.

Donovan

#1032
November 26, 2010, 05:23:16 AM
Good Morning everyone !

Terry

#1033
November 26, 2010, 04:18:56 PM
Wabits love carrots
Whenever the conversation gets around to Murphy's Law which states "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong", it is always good fun to slip something like the following statement into the conversation

"But that's not as bad as Cole's Law">

Continue the conversation and someone is bound to ask "What is Coles Law?".

To which you simply answer "Shredded carrot and cabbage in mayonnaise.".... Aargh!!

MORN'N "D".... well 'i'guess 'i' was first today ; even beat Older N Wiser!  ::O:  :rolleyes:  ::D:!
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Terry

#1034
November 26, 2010, 04:32:51 PM
Gota do anuter wabbit joke:


A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice...
"I don't fink my pet pyfon weally gives a thit."

Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.
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