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Started by Older N Wiser, August 31, 2009, 04:33:01 AM

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Older N Wiser

#1050
December 02, 2010, 04:12:59 AM
http://tinyurl.com/k22xn
Gooooooood Morning
When you think there is nothing left you can do there is always something more you can do.

Donovan

#1051
December 02, 2010, 06:25:27 AM
Good Morning everyone !

Terry

#1052
December 02, 2010, 06:54:02 AM
BAD bunny wabbit:

A woman walks into a veterinarian's waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit obviously does not want to be there."Sit, Fluffy!" she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him."I said sit, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed.Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and urinates. The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, - "Darn it, Fluffy, will you be good?!"Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office. As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says:"Please pardon me... I just washed my hare, and can't do a damn thing with it!"
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Terry

#1053
December 02, 2010, 07:04:00 AM
"D", 'i' know "U"r enjoying 'my' WAABBIT; 'my'wittle, widdle, wabbit!
so 'i' went to the briar patch & found "U"r Christmas present.
wanna it?
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Older N Wiser

#1054
December 03, 2010, 03:41:07 AM
http://tinyurl.com/k22xn
Gooooooood Morning
When you think there is nothing left you can do there is always something more you can do.

Terry

#1055
December 03, 2010, 07:11:42 AM
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Donovan

#1056
December 03, 2010, 07:21:45 AM
Good Morning Terry and everyone !

Terry

#1057
December 03, 2010, 08:50:51 AM
Ain't HE a WHOT!
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Terry

#1058
December 03, 2010, 10:32:58 AM

Now dis little wabit is bout to jump in the big blck iron skillet, soon as 'i'quarterhm out
Do you know why they left the head on this skinned rabbit?
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Older N Wiser

#1059
December 04, 2010, 03:57:59 AM
http://tinyurl.com/k22xn
Gooooooood Morning

When you think there is nothing left you can do there is always something more you can do.

Older N Wiser

#1060
December 05, 2010, 04:25:17 AM
http://tinyurl.com/k22xn
Gooooooood Morning

When you think there is nothing left you can do there is always something more you can do.

Terry

#1061
December 05, 2010, 07:32:31 AM
GOOD MORNING Older N Wiser
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Terry

#1062
December 05, 2010, 07:33:45 AM
[shadow=red]GOOD MORNING Older N Wiser[/shadow]
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Terry

#1063
December 05, 2010, 07:34:28 AM
GOOD MORNING Older N Wiser
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.

Terry

#1064
December 05, 2010, 07:35:15 AM
[shadow=red]GOOD MORNING Older N Wiser[/shadow]
Accompanying Freedom is her constant and unattractive companion, Responsibility. Neither is she an only child. Patriotism and Morality are her sisters. They are inseparable: destroy one and all will die.
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