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[Da Wham]

What's the difference between a guitar player and a bag of garbage ?
The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

Why bury guitar players 6 feet under?
Because deep down they're all very nice people..

Whats the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish??
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish ..

[Da Wham]

Proposed Country-Western song titles:

    "I Wouldn't Take You to a Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win"

    "My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart"

    "Tennis Must Be Your Racket, 'Cause Love Means Nothin' to You"

    "I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies and I'm Blue All the Time"

    "I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well"

    "I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better"

    "Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure"

    "I Wish I Were in Dixie Tonight, But She's Out of Town"

    "You May Put Me In Prison, But You Can't Keep My Face From Breakin' Out"

    "I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life"

[Da Wham]

How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ?






Evidently all of them.

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[Da Wham]

Seems that the censors (they know who they are) banned the airing of an instructional show on PBS that purported to introduce young people to the worlds of jazz and classical music.

Their reasoning? Too much Sax and Violins.

[Da Wham]

Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?





A: 5 - one to hold it in place and 4 to drink beer until the room spins

[Da Wham]

Q - Have you heard about the new radio station called WPMS?






A - They play three weeks of blues and one week of ragtime.

::D:

[Da Wham]

An old man was on his death bed and called his whole family together so that he could bid them farewell and make his peace with the world.

After he said what he wanted to each in turn and he knew he was coming very close to death he called for all to gather together.

"I have one thing I would like to confess before I go," he said.

They all drew closer.

"It was me," cough, wheeze, "I was the one," he said as they leaned down as close as they could to hear what he could barely get out in a whisper.

Gasp, cough, "I was the one," cough, wheeze, "in the kitchen with Dinah..."

[Da Wham]

Funny! (Warning - explicit language and animal violence!)

The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)

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The Simpsons Christmas Message

[Da Wham]

 :'(

For all the victims of all the mass shootings. Sleep now in peace.

Johann Sebastian Bach-Air on G String

[Joe]

 :'(

[Da Wham]

Judy Garland - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

[Da Wham]

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.

"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son drum lessons last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"

[Da Wham]

And now for a little musical chauvanism.     :biggrin:

Jimmy Thackery... Cool Guitars (Sell The Bitch's Car)

[Da Wham]